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Description: Erin is an insane physics student attending that crazy "communist hippie tree-hugging" school in Olympia and aspires one day to be a high school teacher (she is insane, remember?).

Strengths: Erin is very detail-oriented, consistantly ensuring on a daily basis that her socks do match, and the sky is indeed still gray (which is expected in Olympia). Erin is often heard wondering, "Does anal retentive have a hyphen?"

Weaknesses: Will succumb to all evil powers if they wield chocolate weapons. Immobilized for hours at a time when enemy distracts her with episodes of "Charmed." However, this weakness is lessened if the enemy forgets to remove commercials.

Special Skills: Erin has this amazing ability to cry uncontrollably at the drop of a hat. While this is advantageous in the presence of evil-doing males who don't understand that tears are just salt-water, it is unfortunate at other times, as she cannot prevent herself from crying when provoked when the moment is entirely innappropriate. Arch-nemesis: Tyler, the boyfriend. He is almost completely immune to Erin's tears and can only be harmed by them if taken completely by surprise, i.e. just after sex.

Weapons: THE POWER OF ACRONYMS!!! Erin wields the most potent of her weapons daily, her ability to decifer the infinite amount of campus acronyms for wanderers, as well as her MLA handbook, and ability to recall at the blink of eye useful pieces of HTML coding. Her less potent, but more painful ability to sing loudly and off-key, is greatly feared by all music students.


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